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13-01-2008, 11:53 PM
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
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VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
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SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
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CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
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VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
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SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
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