The Sniper
21-01-2008, 11:00 AM
You know that you're from Gaza when you..-
-speak with the "bel gal" instead of "bel 2al"
- Reffer to Tomatoes as "Bandora ( bakam kilo el bandora ya 7ag) hhh"
- Cross the road at red
- Reffer to gum as "ledan"
- Know who "Dughmush" and "7elis" are.
- reffer to the car bumper as "backaks el gudamani"
- reffer to Chevrolet as "Shaffar"
- reffer to Peugeot as "Beejo"
- can name all the ingredients of Sumagiah
- catch yourself philosophizing and expertizing about the quality of the kabab and shawerma that you are eating
- have the habbit of tapping you'r windows just incase
- can tell the difference between an F-16 and an Apache missile by they'r sound
- are used to not having electricity for a long period of time
-say "abilla" instead of "embala"
- refuse to use the sidewalk and walk in the middle of the street instead
know the full name of every single person sitting at Roots and EL Dira on Thursday
- Reffer to a mobile as "Jawal"
- owned or know somone who owned a nokia 6600
- call the Jawal company and start talking with them about life when you're bored and have no one else to talk to.
- know all the "shortcuts" as an alternative to Al Nasser Street which all end up taking longer.
- call eveyone "ya5o"
- consider "shata (felfel)" (red hot chilli)to be the sweetest meal
- "Neela tnaylak" is one of your favorite comebacks
- care about ur reputation and prestige more than you're heatlh
- reffer to cake as "keeksa"
-only care about is when the ma3bar is going to open
-ur family is watching ALJAZZERA and listens to RADIO EL 7OREYA 24/7
- u call every1 3amo or 5alto
- know everyone in the city and everyone knows you
- are used to the fact that donkey carts have more rights under traffic law than trucks and cars (karret el 7mar 7a2ha b qanoon el sair abel 7a2 el sha7en)
-are used to coming across an old man and begin a conversation, similar to this:
old man: eben meen enta ya 3ammiiiii?
u: ana ya 3amme men dar "foolan"
old man: eben meen fel "falayna" ya 3ammiiii
u: aboyAA bekoon m7amad foolan
old man: w esh begrablak mostafa "folaaan" eben m7mmad, elle ma5ed "foolana"..w hat e5las 3ad "
التوقيع
-speak with the "bel gal" instead of "bel 2al"
- Reffer to Tomatoes as "Bandora ( bakam kilo el bandora ya 7ag) hhh"
- Cross the road at red
- Reffer to gum as "ledan"
- Know who "Dughmush" and "7elis" are.
- reffer to the car bumper as "backaks el gudamani"
- reffer to Chevrolet as "Shaffar"
- reffer to Peugeot as "Beejo"
- can name all the ingredients of Sumagiah
- catch yourself philosophizing and expertizing about the quality of the kabab and shawerma that you are eating
- have the habbit of tapping you'r windows just incase
- can tell the difference between an F-16 and an Apache missile by they'r sound
- are used to not having electricity for a long period of time
-say "abilla" instead of "embala"
- refuse to use the sidewalk and walk in the middle of the street instead
know the full name of every single person sitting at Roots and EL Dira on Thursday
- Reffer to a mobile as "Jawal"
- owned or know somone who owned a nokia 6600
- call the Jawal company and start talking with them about life when you're bored and have no one else to talk to.
- know all the "shortcuts" as an alternative to Al Nasser Street which all end up taking longer.
- call eveyone "ya5o"
- consider "shata (felfel)" (red hot chilli)to be the sweetest meal
- "Neela tnaylak" is one of your favorite comebacks
- care about ur reputation and prestige more than you're heatlh
- reffer to cake as "keeksa"
-only care about is when the ma3bar is going to open
-ur family is watching ALJAZZERA and listens to RADIO EL 7OREYA 24/7
- u call every1 3amo or 5alto
- know everyone in the city and everyone knows you
- are used to the fact that donkey carts have more rights under traffic law than trucks and cars (karret el 7mar 7a2ha b qanoon el sair abel 7a2 el sha7en)
-are used to coming across an old man and begin a conversation, similar to this:
old man: eben meen enta ya 3ammiiiii?
u: ana ya 3amme men dar "foolan"
old man: eben meen fel "falayna" ya 3ammiiii
u: aboyAA bekoon m7amad foolan
old man: w esh begrablak mostafa "folaaan" eben m7mmad, elle ma5ed "foolana"..w hat e5las 3ad "
التوقيع