زهرة الثلج
09-03-2008, 07:00 PM
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I guess am crazy enough to send this to u>>
You know that you're from Gaza when you..
- speak with the instead of
- Reffer to Tomatoes as "Bandora"
- Cross the road at red
- Reffer to gum as "ledan"
- Know who "Dughmush" and "7elis" are.
- reffer to the car bumper as "backaks el gudamani"
- reffer to Chevrolet as "Shaffar"
- reffer to Peugeot as "Beejo"
- can name all the ingredients of Sumagiah
- catch yourself philosophizing and expertizing about the quality of the kabab and shawerma that you are eating
- have the habbit of tapping you'r windows just incase
- can tell the difference between an F-16 and an Apache missile by they'r sound
- speak in a volumex10 of a person from somwhere else
- are used to not having electricity for a long period of time
- are not woken up by the prayer calls in the early morning
- Say "O5!!!"
-say "abilla" instead of "embala"
- wait on the neighbor's goats to eat your grass instead of mowing it yourself
- refuse to use the sidewalk and walk in the middle of the street instead
- know the full name of every single person sitting at Roots and EL Dira on Thursday
- Reffer to a mobile as "Jawal"
- know the names of all the sons and daughters of Abu Qleq
- owned or know somone who owned a nokia 6600
- consider sonicbooms your alarm clock.
- call the Jawal company and start talking with them about life when you're bored and have no one else to talk to.
- know all the "shortcuts" as an alternative to Al Nasser Street which all end up taking longer.
- call eveyone "ya5o"
- consider "El Sha66a" (red hot chilli)to be the sweetest meal
- know the names of all the Taxi Al-Kunouz drivers
- "Neela Nayyalatak" is one of your favorite comebacks
- have late-night cravings for Falafel Abu Talal or Schneeeetzel Palmera!!
- care about ur reputation and prestige more than you're heatlh
- reffer to cake as "keeksa"
-are used to reserve a taxi and the driver asks you to take more persons on the road !!
- only care about is when the ma3bar is going to open
- and your family are watching ALJAZZERA and listens to RADIO EL 7OREYA 24/7
- u call every1 3amo or 5alto
- consider taking math class in your teacher's bedroom and using his/her bathroom as perfectly normal
- know everyone n the city and everyone knows you
- are used to the fact that donkey carts have more rights under traffic law than trucks and cars (karret el 7mar 7a2ha b qanoon el sair abel 7a2 el sha7en)
- are used to coming across an old man and begin a conversation, similar to this:
old man: eben meen enta ya 3ammiiiii?
u: ana ya 3amme men dar "foolan"
old man: eben meen fel "falayna" ya 3ammiiii
u: aboyAA bekoon m7amad foolan
old man: w esh begrablak mostafa "folaaan" eben m7mmad, elle ma5ed "foolana"..
w hat e5las 3ad tongue.gif
- reffer to traffic lights as "Ramzoon"
- reffer to a gas station as "tromba"
- reffer to the remote control as "romont"
- reffer to grapefruits as "garafoot"
- reffer to freezer as "flezar"
- get into the car, grab the "steeren"(steer wheel), and "bte5la3 lefers"(go reverse)
- Jog in a "tring"(training clothes/gym clothes)
- consider il Jalabiya o shebsheb as at least semi-formal attire.
- sneeze and ask for Klensa instead of Klenix !!
- think Il Qishawi is a big Supermarket
- consider it normal for an uncle to be younger than his nephew
tahts enough for today..ENJOY
thank u for u'r contributions =D...this place gaza is truly rich in culture
I guess am crazy enough to send this to u>>
You know that you're from Gaza when you..
- speak with the instead of
- Reffer to Tomatoes as "Bandora"
- Cross the road at red
- Reffer to gum as "ledan"
- Know who "Dughmush" and "7elis" are.
- reffer to the car bumper as "backaks el gudamani"
- reffer to Chevrolet as "Shaffar"
- reffer to Peugeot as "Beejo"
- can name all the ingredients of Sumagiah
- catch yourself philosophizing and expertizing about the quality of the kabab and shawerma that you are eating
- have the habbit of tapping you'r windows just incase
- can tell the difference between an F-16 and an Apache missile by they'r sound
- speak in a volumex10 of a person from somwhere else
- are used to not having electricity for a long period of time
- are not woken up by the prayer calls in the early morning
- Say "O5!!!"
-say "abilla" instead of "embala"
- wait on the neighbor's goats to eat your grass instead of mowing it yourself
- refuse to use the sidewalk and walk in the middle of the street instead
- know the full name of every single person sitting at Roots and EL Dira on Thursday
- Reffer to a mobile as "Jawal"
- know the names of all the sons and daughters of Abu Qleq
- owned or know somone who owned a nokia 6600
- consider sonicbooms your alarm clock.
- call the Jawal company and start talking with them about life when you're bored and have no one else to talk to.
- know all the "shortcuts" as an alternative to Al Nasser Street which all end up taking longer.
- call eveyone "ya5o"
- consider "El Sha66a" (red hot chilli)to be the sweetest meal
- know the names of all the Taxi Al-Kunouz drivers
- "Neela Nayyalatak" is one of your favorite comebacks
- have late-night cravings for Falafel Abu Talal or Schneeeetzel Palmera!!
- care about ur reputation and prestige more than you're heatlh
- reffer to cake as "keeksa"
-are used to reserve a taxi and the driver asks you to take more persons on the road !!
- only care about is when the ma3bar is going to open
- and your family are watching ALJAZZERA and listens to RADIO EL 7OREYA 24/7
- u call every1 3amo or 5alto
- consider taking math class in your teacher's bedroom and using his/her bathroom as perfectly normal
- know everyone n the city and everyone knows you
- are used to the fact that donkey carts have more rights under traffic law than trucks and cars (karret el 7mar 7a2ha b qanoon el sair abel 7a2 el sha7en)
- are used to coming across an old man and begin a conversation, similar to this:
old man: eben meen enta ya 3ammiiiii?
u: ana ya 3amme men dar "foolan"
old man: eben meen fel "falayna" ya 3ammiiii
u: aboyAA bekoon m7amad foolan
old man: w esh begrablak mostafa "folaaan" eben m7mmad, elle ma5ed "foolana"..
w hat e5las 3ad tongue.gif
- reffer to traffic lights as "Ramzoon"
- reffer to a gas station as "tromba"
- reffer to the remote control as "romont"
- reffer to grapefruits as "garafoot"
- reffer to freezer as "flezar"
- get into the car, grab the "steeren"(steer wheel), and "bte5la3 lefers"(go reverse)
- Jog in a "tring"(training clothes/gym clothes)
- consider il Jalabiya o shebsheb as at least semi-formal attire.
- sneeze and ask for Klensa instead of Klenix !!
- think Il Qishawi is a big Supermarket
- consider it normal for an uncle to be younger than his nephew
tahts enough for today..ENJOY
thank u for u'r contributions =D...this place gaza is truly rich in culture